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tanatot:

ostolero:

yo danny fenton he was just 14

when parents walked in on a gay love scene

(via guy)

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

(via maryanneella)

notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

(via maryanneella)

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks, via ugly)

romanimp:

romanimp:

Some of the best alpine/woodland military camo is developed by the Swiss, but most of the rest of the world refuse to use it because it has pink and red splotches on it, making it look “unmanly.”

Honestly if you’d prefer to risk it for the sake of looking “manly” then you deserve to get shot. 

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"That couldn’t possibly work, Roman! Alpenflage is dumb and you’re dumb!”

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DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY “WHERE’S WALDO” WITH THE SWISS

YOU WILL LOSE

(via hitchhikingwithaguide)

emkaymlp:

schoolpicture:

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places, worn out faces

After the decline of Ancient Egypt, Anubis finds himself having to assimilate into modern human society.

(Source: nintwentydo, via swaggaliciouspancake)

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

thesoulofbreath:

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carowantsamonkey:

countchedulaxvii:

I wonder how people who think people can “turn gay” visualize someone actually turning gay

Like if you’re bitten by a gay man during the full moon, you’ll turn gay

Weregays

dancing in the moonlight

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what are they even doing?

They’re turning gay

misha is our leader 

(Source: kingcheddarxvii, via whatifwearealljustasparagus)

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

(Source: m3lodigression, via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

assbuttsprevail:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

if you didn’t love Balthazar you’re wrong

fun fact: when Titanic came out a company made necklaces that looked like the one Rose wore and put full page ads in Sunday newspapers. The model they got to help sell this Titanic tie in was

Jensen Ackles

When Balthazar unsunk the ship to prevent the movie from being made he also stopped young Mr. Ackles from posing for these ads

HOLLYWOOD HEART-THROB JENSEN ACKLES SIZZLES WITH TITANIC FEVER AS HE SHOWS OFF THE BLUE HEART JEWEL FOR ALL HIS GAL PALS

I can’t…

(Source: marikorn, via whatifwearealljustasparagus)

sam-winchester-ships-destiel:

fozmeadows:

"Welcome to Supernatural, the straightest of straight shows with absolutely no homoerotic subtext whatsoev- "

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"Well, I mean, maybe that’s just coincid-"

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this is the fourth time ive reblogged this today and i have no regrets

(via whatifwearealljustasparagus)