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mass-ive:

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

I SWEAR IM DYING WITH THIS SHIT AHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

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lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

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erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

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boneycircus:

fauxcyclops:

morelikekanyebest:

only-ronnie:

i will never not reblog this

Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.

He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

was-that-a-pun:

in high school our anime club would go to the local cons and some of us girls would wear plaid skirts, white collar shirts, and ties and say we were “generic background school girl #6”

Perfect

(Source: thebloggerbloggerfun, via tessa-heronduck)

bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

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(Source: skyphoi, via mrrgh)

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

(Source: lisafrankocean, via mrrgh)

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

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